Move in with attractive Nordic friends with other attractive Nordic friends… Not move in with attractive Nordic friends with other attractive Nordic friends…

Finnish men on women’s menstrual cycles (and women):

Oskar: I mean, we didn’t use a condom. But she did get the women’s disease.

Me/Magnus: Uhh what!? The hell’s the women’s disease?

Oskar: Her period.

Me/Magnus: Ohhhh!

Oskar: You know you can’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die

I have a serious problem. I think almost every Nordic guy is attractive.