January 2012
chinkerbelle asked: Pog loves you :D I hope you have a good evening. You've put up with a lot this year and I'm sooooo proud of you and so glad to call you my pal ♥
December 2011
my kitty is licking my wenis. lawlz
I just want to have sex already.
so true it's scary
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
you're my little sparkle jump rope queen: i wish i... →
houseinthetree:
It’s a beautiful thing.
It strives to fight through the wildest of storms and the firiest of rays. It always watched that star, following it with it’s bright clothes and deep loyalty, searching for life. It does not move, it just sits and waits patiently for those cool, droplets of purity to…
My best friend leaves tomorrow.
Mehh
50+ Year old man playing Nintendo DS in hair...